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Look what I has.......

I got this nice new shinny banner today over at exchange_bingo crack challenge. The challenge was to take the prompts on your bingo card and write a crack prompt.

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Severus and Hermione are business rivals in the cut throat world of cake decorating, each trying to win the highly sought after ministry contract for all of their functions. When on the night before the final decision would be made, the last chance to make a good impression with their respective cakes at the Minster of Magic's birthday party, Hermione shows at Severus's door with a bottle of firewhisky wearing next to nothing and a proposition on her lips. Many things ended up on her lips that night, and in the morning when Severus woke in the Great Hall of Hogwarts with the Sorting Hat on his head he couldn’t remember half of them. What actually ended up on Hermione's lips that night? How in the hell did Severus end up at Hogwarts and how did the sorting hat end up on his head? Who wins the Ministry contract? Where is Hermione in the morning?


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Jun. 23rd, 2012 06:11 am (UTC)
Haha! That's brilliant!
Jun. 23rd, 2012 01:23 pm (UTC)
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